Well, the List of my Imaginary Sooper Seekrit Fiances got shorter by one.
Again.
Stop Getting Married, Imaginary Sooper Seekrit Fiances.
Stop being in committed partnerships with an awesome person, stop having beautiful children with your hot Mexican SuperModel Girlfriends, stop getting married to your amazing, intelligent, beautiful film costars in South Carolina, and by all that is holy would you knock off having real lives that don't jibe with my rich and fulfilling fantasy life?
Because, you know, now I'm going to have to pick out a new ISSF, and that's a drag. They don't fall from the sky, fully formed into the Perfect Man, you know. Jeez. You gotta watch a LOT of movies and TV and listen to a LOT of Show Soundtracks before you can add Him to the.... OOOH who's that guy in Hell On Wheels?!?!
I'll tell you who he is.
He's on the List, that's who he is.
