Thanatophiles.
I feel they are a bit odd, but, then again, they probably feel the same way about my beliefs.

I'm going to make M&M™ cookies today.
Wish me luck, as the Oatmeal/Raisin fiasco is still fresh in my mind. OK, so they didn't ruin completely, but it still stings.

I want to adopt a retired racing greyhound someday. They're so deserving of a loving home after all the stuff humans made them do.